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Post by eskewedbeef!!! » Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:47 pm

Character: Ollie Plimsolls
Episode/series: Series 3 episode three
quote: What are you pointing at? How do you know? How do you know what a cake is, even? You could be pointing at a brick or a hat or something.

Character: Ollie Plimsolls
Episode/series: Seires 3 Episode 3
Quote: He's deafblind - all one word
"Then the highlight was a stoat rigor mortis..."


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Post by benjamin denton » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:37 am

keith drop: that should slip down your crack

olive kilshaw: miracles can happen you now

chris frost: Why is it thus? What is the reason for this thusness?

x mas sketch
matthew parker: i was going to stick this in you
herr lipp: why thank you / you have splashed all over me

:P classic quotes :P


Post by prawn_toast » Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:44 pm

Character Name: Herr Lipp
Episode/Series: Live at Drury Lane
Quote: "Sometimes I get a boy up on stage and find it impossible to pull him off... although I usually manage."

Character Name: ?(the hospital DJ)
Episode/Series: Ep 2 Ser 3
Quote: "This one's going out to Sharlene on the Carol E. Scott Ward, she's 14 years old today and having a termination. Here's the Bay City Rollers and 'Bye Bye Baby'"


Post by TLOG » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:10 pm

character name: Her lipp
episode / series : christmas special
quote: "i am a quiet farter"


Post by prawn_toast » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:42 pm

Characters: Tubbs and Edward
Episode: Live at Drury Lane
Edward: London is a heathenous town filled with verminous youths who drink all night and rot all day!
Tubbs: Sounds nice!! Can we stay for the weekend, Edward? I want to see 'Le Mis'!

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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:34 pm

Character: Pauline
Episode: The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse
"Oh you had vandals down 'ere. I had a cock drawn on my door last week!"

edited as i misquoted it, naughty Chez!
Last edited by Cheeky Chezzy Woo on Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Tracy » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:13 pm

Character Name: Geoff Tipps
Episode/Series: LOGA
Quote: "And put them sticks out, they stink!"

Character Name: Pauline
Episode/Series: Ep 1 Ser 3
Quote: "Time's all you've got, Sugar Nips..."

Character Name: Geoff Tipps
Episode/Series: LOGA
Quote: "Well if we're quick, we could get on that Eye Wheel"

To name but three... :lol:

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Post by Cazza Lazarou » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:48 am

Charlie Hull: it's orange you blind bitch.

Ollie Plimsoles:Just drive through them Dave, they can't stop theatre.


Post by WE\'REALIVE » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:19 pm

Character: Hilary.
Upon looking through the binoculars, Hilary sees that Mark has joined Steve and Reece
Hilary: (in a very James Mason way) Oh, look, there's my one.

Character: Papa Lazarou/ Herr Lipp
Papa suddenly starts hacking and, within seconds, produces a hair ball, which Tubbs licks her lips at.
Papa: It's not easy blending in.
Herr Lipp: There's a lot of prejudice.
NOTE: Herr Lipp's look after he gives that line is funny.

LO--you get the idea.
Character: Papa Lazarou
Herr Lipp, Geoff and Hilary at Mettrick's buthers, looking at a poster that says 'This is where the league of gentlemen are filmed'
Papa: Hello Daves.

Character: Geoff
Upon giving Pea the humunculus' claw, Geoff smiles and says
Geoff: You, my friend, are f-u-k-t, f**ked.
Pea: You bitch.

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Post by royston vasey rulehz » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:20 pm

I laugh harder every time I see that scene on LOG Apocalypse where Geoff says " You my friend are F-U-K-T F*cked." and Dr. Pea says "You bitch."

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Post by Pelinor » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:43 pm

"Conducting yourself in the solo symphony?!" - Harvey. Brilliant :)

"Ok. Beg me." - Ross. Evil and delicious at the same time.

"You come in here, young!!" - Edward :P

"Shittington" - Reece. I use this myself now.. :shock:

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