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Postby Radio Suicide » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:17 am

Phil - Legz Akimbo

"When my mum said I was autistic, I thought she meant I was good at drawing!"

Ollie and Dave - "What about AAIIDDDSSSSS!?"

Bernice - "BULLSHIT! You come in here, getting your fishy fingers all over my communion wafers...flinging your jelly every hour God sends?! Go on, get stuffed!"

"I popped in for five minutes to get a bottle of taboo, when I come out, the buggers clamped"

Herr Lipp - "This is a wild goose cake!"

"I cannot let you enter my passage"
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Postby Precious_Snowglobe » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:11 pm

Movie

Papa Lazarou: 'Hello, Daves.'

Hilary: 'Ooh, there's my one!'

Geoff: 'Oooo, you bad sod.'

Herr Lipp: 'I've just come over a little queer!'

Series 1

Ollie: Dykes, on the other hand, are evil.

Tubbs: We didn't burn him!

(Too many for me to remember them all!)
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Postby Judee Levinson » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:48 pm

erm hello? this thread is for favourite league quotes, not random crap.
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Postby eskewedbeef!!! » Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:47 pm

Character: Ollie Plimsolls
Episode/series: Series 3 episode three
quote: What are you pointing at? How do you know? How do you know what a cake is, even? You could be pointing at a brick or a hat or something.

Character: Ollie Plimsolls
Episode/series: Seires 3 Episode 3
Quote: He's deafblind - all one word
"Then the highlight was a stoat rigor mortis..."

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Postby benjamin denton » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:37 am

keith drop: that should slip down your crack

olive kilshaw: miracles can happen you now

chris frost: Why is it thus? What is the reason for this thusness?


x mas sketch
matthew parker: i was going to stick this in you
herr lipp: why thank you / you have splashed all over me

:P classic quotes :P
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Postby prawn_toast » Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:44 pm

Character Name: Herr Lipp
Episode/Series: Live at Drury Lane
Quote: "Sometimes I get a boy up on stage and find it impossible to pull him off... although I usually manage."


Character Name: ?(the hospital DJ)
Episode/Series: Ep 2 Ser 3
Quote: "This one's going out to Sharlene on the Carol E. Scott Ward, she's 14 years old today and having a termination. Here's the Bay City Rollers and 'Bye Bye Baby'"
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Postby TLOG » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:10 pm

character name: Her lipp
episode / series : christmas special
quote: "i am a quiet farter"
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Postby prawn_toast » Sun Oct 02, 2005 12:42 pm

Characters: Tubbs and Edward
Episode: Live at Drury Lane
Quote:
Edward: London is a heathenous town filled with verminous youths who drink all night and rot all day!
Tubbs: Sounds nice!! Can we stay for the weekend, Edward? I want to see 'Le Mis'!
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Postby Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:34 pm

Character: Pauline
Episode: The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse
Quote:
"Oh you had vandals down 'ere. I had a cock drawn on my door last week!"

edited as i misquoted it, naughty Chez!
Last edited by Cheeky Chezzy Woo on Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Tracy » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:13 pm

Character Name: Geoff Tipps
Episode/Series: LOGA
Quote: "And put them sticks out, they stink!"

Character Name: Pauline
Episode/Series: Ep 1 Ser 3
Quote: "Time's all you've got, Sugar Nips..."

Character Name: Geoff Tipps
Episode/Series: LOGA
Quote: "Well if we're quick, we could get on that Eye Wheel"

To name but three... :lol:
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Postby Cazza Lazarou » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:48 am

Charlie Hull: it's orange you blind bitch.


Ollie Plimsoles:Just drive through them Dave, they can't stop theatre.
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Postby WE\'REALIVE » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:19 pm

LOGA
Character: Hilary.
Upon looking through the binoculars, Hilary sees that Mark has joined Steve and Reece
Hilary: (in a very James Mason way) Oh, look, there's my one.

LOGA
Character: Papa Lazarou/ Herr Lipp
Papa suddenly starts hacking and, within seconds, produces a hair ball, which Tubbs licks her lips at.
Papa: It's not easy blending in.
Herr Lipp: There's a lot of prejudice.
NOTE: Herr Lipp's look after he gives that line is funny.

LO--you get the idea.
Character: Papa Lazarou
Herr Lipp, Geoff and Hilary at Mettrick's buthers, looking at a poster that says 'This is where the league of gentlemen are filmed'
Papa: Hello Daves.

Character: Geoff
Upon giving Pea the humunculus' claw, Geoff smiles and says
Geoff: You, my friend, are f-u-k-t, f**ked.
Pea: You bitch.
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Postby royston vasey rulehz » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:20 pm

I laugh harder every time I see that scene on LOG Apocalypse where Geoff says " You my friend are F-U-K-T F*cked." and Dr. Pea says "You bitch."
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Postby Pelinor » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:43 pm

"Conducting yourself in the solo symphony?!" - Harvey. Brilliant :)

"Ok. Beg me." - Ross. Evil and delicious at the same time.

"You come in here, young!!" - Edward :P

"Shittington" - Reece. I use this myself now.. :shock:
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