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Postby a1tiptop » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:28 pm

Why oh why are the scripts to on the town not in the script book?

"I did not have a peshwari naan!"
"You did, Sister Meg!"
"Well you can whistle for it!"
And I'll stay here till the trail's cold and return again with my meaty gold
You want it! You can't get enough of Hilary Briss and his special stuff...
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Postby Mr Inglebury\'s neice » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:39 pm

a1tiptop wrote:Why oh why are the scripts to on the town not in the script book?

"I did not have a peshwari naan!"
"You did, Sister Meg!"
"Well you can whistle for it!"


Perhaps now the film is approaching, someone could compile an ultimate guide to the League of gentlemen, which could include scripts from 'On the town'.
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Postby Foamy » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:00 pm

"She's so huge she must get her knickers on prescription!"

Love that!
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Postby Mr Inglebury\'s neice » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:46 pm

And...."You're fat woman, FAT!! Closely followed by "I will not be silenced by a beached whale in a dress!" Or something like that.
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Postby Judee Levinson » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:11 pm

bernice has some of the best quotes ever!
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Postby Mr Inglebury\'s neice » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:28 pm

I especially like Bernice's accent, it adds to the appeal of the character. That is yet another great thing about the show, the attention to detail. In the Christmas special, Bernice has some lipstick on her teeth. Bless!
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Postby Judee Levinson » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:27 pm

and thats why we love her. she had a lot of scenes cut from the series which i cant understand!! "it's a bit like putting lipstick on a corpse if you ask me"
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Postby Tender_Lumpling » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:40 pm

I always loved from the radio show, "If you ask me, she's got about as much chance as a lolly in an oven." I liked the twins on the radio as well. Quite sinister!

"Wolves did it!" is a favourite of mine. You can quote it in many situations. It doesn't make sense ever but you still can.
"How I feel in my mind
And how I live in the world
They are oceans apart"
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Postby Foamy » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:31 pm

"pervert eh?" can be used in many social situations too, doesn't always go down great though
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Postby WE\'REALIVE » Mon May 02, 2005 3:43 pm

Noel Glass
Series Three
Episode four
" Mummy needs to go to toilet."

Pauline Campbell-Jones
Series One
Nearly every episode
" Piss off/ Piss off, Ross."

Papa Lazarou
Series Two
Episode One (alternative takes on the DVD)
" Catnip Catnip." (which is later used on series three)

Series One
Episode four
Charlie and Stella
" I thought you said his name was Luigi/ Aye, well..."

Christmas special
Herr Lipp
" The absence of love is the most abject pain."
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Postby Foamy » Mon May 02, 2005 6:32 pm

Yet another Bernice one from the radio show when that bloke takes over and says why bernice has gone "after the large woman she interviewd last week threw herself off the top of Oreal house, taking her own life....Yeah and the lives of the 8 people she landed on!" :lol:
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Postby jessie » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:27 pm

Character Name: Phil Proctor
Episode/Series: Series 1 Episode 4
Quote:"...and if people don't like that, they can go kill themselves like Mum did."
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Postby dave's wife » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:16 pm

Character Name: lance longthorne
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: 'well whoopy shit!'


Character Name: benjamin denton
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: You want me to piss into a glass?

Character Name: ollie plimsoles
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: don't touch me you poof! Anyway, what was I saying? Tolerance is an important issue...
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'
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Postby misstoadfacedenton » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:43 pm

dave's wife wrote:Character Name: lance longthorne
Episode/Series: series one
Quote: 'well whoopy shit!'


:lol:

good choice. this has to be lance's best line ever :lol:

geoff : "no staring, don't look at me, i'll turn to stone. medusa sat there!"

noel : "we have tears Nancy!!"

pauline : "excuse me! i said enjoy you're meal"........ "piss off then" or whatever gurning mumble comes out of her beautiful huge pink lipped mouth :lol:
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