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Radclyffe Denton
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Post by Radclyffe Denton » Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:48 pm

"Poofter eh? Little bummer boy. Ive met you type in the forces, you wont catch me with my trousers down!"

"Dont worry tubbs they wont get far"

Lets gets out of here!!!!"

"He's probabaly been in the bathroom covering himself in sticky white love piss"
"Shaking hands with the governor of love!"

Atari

Post by Atari » Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:44 am

the big issue. it's a bit like bunty, except it's written by tramps

look mickey, pictures!

go johnny go go go go!!

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Post by MamaLazarou » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:38 pm

''you workshy set of bastards...whats the point of you!?!?''
''Thanks Mr Lisgoe, I'll get some pop, do you want owt Glen?''

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Post by Tubbs get undressed » Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:43 pm

Geoff - "That was my agent shes erm faxing me some emails soo..."

Lance - "Well woopyshit"

Dean Tavalouris - "I am he called Dean .. Dean Tavalouris"

Phil - Legz Akimbo - "I want the taps to work .. I want me man to work .. I want work for me man but there int non"

Iris - "I know Mrs Levinson, must make you want to throw up"

Harvey - "Doubtless you've been in the bathroom spraying your belly with sticky white love piss"

Pop - "We gonna be good friends me and you Lynne ... Gooood friends"
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Is that why i have to wash my face with a potato?

Kind of like a .. David .. Brown.


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Herr Lipp

Post by Herr Lipp » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:11 pm

"and the toilets are massive!"

"Hymn 168, glad to live am I"

Herr Lipp

Post by Herr Lipp » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:16 pm

" I've had a special delivery "

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Post by Emma_Tish-ue Shearsmith » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:49 pm

''Royston Vasey 4444244 ''

I'm not going to patronise you, patronise means to talk down to you!

From the stage show, just in case any1's puzzled as too where they've come from :-k

See everyone soon Em x
Dave, do you think the stick of igorance should be yellow?

Jenny\'s Toilet

Post by Jenny\'s Toilet » Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:07 pm

"Just one will be suffice" [Dean Tavalouris]

"This is Anne don't laugh" [Terry Lollard]

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Post by pinkpantha » Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:25 pm

"Don't worry luv, we're not going to get you" - Terry and Anne.

"Oh look! All the blood's rushing to his head. It's about the only place it does rush to these days." - Stella

"What did she say?" - Mayor Vaughn

"Oh Mum!" - Judee

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Post by Laura Folds Five » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:41 pm

okay, I have a question, when Terry says "This is Anne don't laugh"
Is he telling the girl at the door not to laugh, or Anne?
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Post by pinkpantha » Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:12 pm

Laura Folds Five wrote:okay, I have a question, when Terry says "This is Anne don't laugh"
Is he telling the girl at the door not to laugh, or Anne?



He's telling the girl at the door not to laugh at Anne.

Hayley x

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Post by Voodoo Lady » Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:27 pm

That's the impression I got, too.

I'm sure I'll mangle the quote, but I love it when Sunny says to Alvin in Series 3, "What's wrong with you? You'll stay here an explore the limits of your sexuality with the rest of us."
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Post by pinkpantha » Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:53 am

Haha! Yeah, that's totally it. :lol:
I always worry everytime she bends over that she might fall out. How the hell does she manage to keep them both... in?

Hayley x

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Post by Voodoo Lady » Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:26 am

Ha ha ha! Special effects, perhaps?

"Jump leads for two!"
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Post by ollie_is_my_true_love » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:30 pm

HOME IS THE HUNTER

i don't like that Bradley pitts anyway too much accting

TTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEESDAYS
this play is about all sorts of handycaps thats why its called vegtable soup
I still don't think thats's right
Fine i'll change it back to joey and the wheelies


I LOVE ADRIC HE'S THE BEST DR WHO COMPANION EVER

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