CAN YOU THINK OF CHEESY CHAT UP LINES BY LEAGUE CHARACTERS?

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Post by dave's wife » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:59 pm

yes! good one! hey, does anyone agree with erno's gloves? sexy? (YES!)
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'

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Post by dave's wife » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:07 am

Professor Erno Breast-Pinch'd.....mark in a comb over....shoes? anyone?!
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'

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Post by Tubbs » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:09 am

no i dont think he is sexy, but i know some people on here think so!
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Post by Judee Levinson » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:15 am

oh fudge i would open all my doors to lisgoe. even the ones that are closed.
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Post by local_lady » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:24 am

what about :

"Grip the shaft firmly. Nearer the base. And try going round and round more rather than up and down."

obviously this would be more an instruction than a chat-up line!
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Post by dave's wife » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:52 pm

sorry if somesomes said this but....stella :'Oh hello Tony, come on, hold my melons while I nudge this bell'

and 'If you weren't going out with our Julie I could show you some things..'
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'

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Post by jessie » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:25 pm

dave's wife wrote:stella :'Oh hello Tony, come on, hold my melons while I nudge this bell'
That's a good one! :D
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Post by Tubbs get undressed » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:58 pm

Reeces_Ladee wrote:
dave's wife wrote:'If you weren't going out with our Julie I could show you some things..'

thats basically VERY full on!
If my mum ever said that (but replace Julie with Courtney) i would die of embarassment, then laugh at quote usage
Is that why i have to wash my face with a potato?

Kind of like a .. David .. Brown.


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Post by dave's wife » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:59 pm

*shudders at the thought*
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'

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Post by Edward shovelhead » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:15 pm

I no for tubs- ill show you points if you let me touch your crown... thast probably already been said but oh well :P

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Post by Tubbs » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:38 pm

Edward shovelhead wrote:I no for tubs- ill show you points if you let me touch your crown... thast probably already been said but oh well :P
Hehe i like that one :D
can't really think of ones that haven't been said lol

apart from Judee saying something alone the lines of 'having your hands on my body, imagine how strange and wonderful that would feel'.
Not really a chat up line as such but oh well...
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Post by dave's wife » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:12 pm

funny stuff!

edward: ' i have a way with women....'

(even though it involves bear traps...its till sexy!)
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'

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Post by dave's wife » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:14 pm

the vioce. thats it. im there.

papa could unblock my toilet anyday! not v. romantic- but very practical...
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'

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Post by dave's wife » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:24 pm

mama blocked the toilet 'my wife needs to use your toilet dave'
and papa stole the taps.

anyone with the papa voice could have me (full ownership) within reason. actually anyone close looking to reece.

think ive said this before but:

'justin, do you want to see my little pink pomphlet....?'
'Beg me Ross, beg me like a little doggy'
'Please do as he says, and don't make him angry - he can do things!' ..we can only dream of those things.....
'typical..absolutely typical....this is exactly how nazi germany started!'

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Post by Hannah No-Tail » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:18 am

I knew this guy who could do the Papa voice SO good it was amazing. Though it wasn't so good when this guy was tickling me while doing the voice while a lad called Dave wiped his hairy legs on my face :shock:

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