All I want for christmas

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All I want for christmas

Post by ChubbyTubby » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:56 pm

Seeing as the bearded chap's birthday is drawing ever nearer :) I thought we should start a thread where we post about what we would like to get (realistically) or a fantasy list.

I strictly forbid twenty-eight pages of pictures of Papa Lazarou, however nice it would be for him to drag us off in a stocking and have his dirty way with us (a few soiled panties there I think) :D

Post away people!

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Post by ChubbyTubby » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:04 pm

Okay... but just one ;)

My Wishlist


-A new mobile phone
-IAMX and Polysics album
-Peep Show DVD
-Nathan Barley DVD
-Doctor Who goodies
-Lush goodies
-Clothes, Accesories


Kisses from the following:

-Reece Shearsmith
-Mark Gatiss
-Steve Pemberton
-Jeremy Dyson
-Noel Fielding
-Julian Barratt
-Robert Webb
-David Mitchell
-Russell Brand
-Johnny Borrell

-An eradication of global poverty
-An end to global warming
-George bush made to breakdance in public wearing nothing but a hula skirt
-A whole new stunning wardrobe
-An elastic waist
-Pets that can determine the difference between the litter tray and your bed
-A mini convertible

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Post by Not Quite Local » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:31 pm

I already have part of my sisters christmas present :D

For christmas, I would like:

About twelvety million CDs (really it's about 8, but I can never remember them all).


Amy Lee ;)

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Re: All I want for christmas

Post by Laura Folds Five » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:10 pm

ChubbyTubby wrote:Seeing as the bearded chap's birthday is drawing ever nearer :)
I was trying to figure out if Xmas was really supposed to be Santa's birthday. But then I realised you probably meant that Jesus fellow.

I wonder when Santa's birthday is, though?

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Post by MrsBeasley » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:58 am

I know your all gonna throw things at me but I've got most of my christmas shopping done & wrapped. I don't know whats wrong with me, I usually ignore xmas till second week of december but not this year.




Derren Brown
a baby (so I never have to go through labour again)
lots of money
make the country a bit warmer :D
world peace (without sounding like a beauty queen)

Thats all I can think of just now...
"I don't know that I share your view"

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Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:54 pm

Steve Pemberton
Matt Bellamy

Steve Pemberton
Matt Bellamy

Cheers, Santa. You're a dude.


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Post by mama lazarou » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:20 pm

ouuuu but I'm greedy and materialistic, i want lots of things!


lots of C.D's

this really cool Cure D.V.D that I saw.

Clothes, (I need them)

New pair of steel toe capped boots.

New Digital Camera.


tickets to see The Smashing Pumpkins and The Cure.

all the men I fancy to come to my house with presents.

A laptop (that ain't gonna happen

no debt.

steph x

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Post by Papa's Book Of Wives » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:40 pm


I can't actually think what I 'reality' wise want for xmas :?

but as always...

Reece and Mark in red bows and santa hats (and sod all else) tied to the end of my bed!

Ooohh I also want a vibrating bed AHAHA...........

cos they're big enough for 3 people of course :o (thats my only reason honest :wink: )


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Post by Princess Profitt » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:53 pm

John Higgins (snooker dude)
Clive Owen

Loads of DVDs
Anything from Lush
"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for W*******"(Peep Show)
"I won the mums!!!"

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Post by DevilWalksInTheSand » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:56 pm

I can never think of anything i want till right at the last minute!

But i wouldn't say no to David Tennant to do as a i so wish with!
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Post by tennant_girl » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:48 pm

Hmmm let me see..... :D


Doctor Who boxset
New clothes
various CD's


David Tennant, naked apart from a santa hat! (oohhh the mind boggles!)
A nice new mother-in-law (hell has a better chance of freezing over!)
Enough money to emigrate away from the mother-in-law (in case new nice one doesn't work out!!!!)[/b]

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Post by Tubby Little Titwitch » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:32 pm


Half the contents of HMV


UCL to let me in!


The league in tuxedoes come carol singing at my door. Obviously, it would only be polite to invite them in to warm up...

Aston Martin DB9 (preferably with James May also in there 8) )

The new Jaguar Dressage saddle...and a big warmblood dressage horse to go with it.

If I were a moth I'd smash myself against your body.

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Post by Judee Levinson » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:12 pm

FALILV soundtrack
21 Jump Street (No, really)
Various other dvds and soundtracks
The entire disney collection of NBC stuff. (oh yes)

Mr Mangan and his curlz taking me to Paris and singing Your Song at the top of the eiffel tower. Naked.

I don't think thats too much to ask Santa, and I've been a very good girl this year.

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Post by misstoadfacedenton » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:41 pm

Ooh, I like this thread.

A personal trainer. I'm one of those very lazy people who needs someone to kick my ass to motivate me.
A whole new wardrobe and lots of Irregular choice shoes.
Someone to buy me a nice house in the countryside.
Stuart, Vince, Nathan and Alexander from Queer As Folk to be real so I can be their pal (gah, I sound like Tish).
Lifetime pass to every theme park in the world.

I actually can't think of anything I want. At the fear of sounding cheesy, all I want is health and happiness for all my family and friends.
Erm, can I have a nice new hair style and some kinder eggs?

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Post by Viper » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:24 am

=burns bottom of shoes off=

Dear Santa

Please can you bring me CJ for Christmas? No wait- first I want a zombie apocalypse, and then I want CJ to come and rescue me from said apocalypse. Or maybe I can rescue him. With baby oil. Whichever way you want to go with that, Santa, since I know it's going to be tough on you killing off 99% of the population just so's I can get me some hard monkey lovin'. But I have faith in you.


Hello my darling it's me again. Where are you?

It could get funnier if we keep doing it.

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