Goodbye my Love! (Divorces)

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Goodbye my Love! (Divorces)

Post by Papa's new wife » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:27 pm

Ok, mah Husband list is too long and I don't have time to pleasure mah many husbands *cries*
I am sure I am not alone in this, and it isn't just me who gets drunk, then wakes up in the morning crying at who's next to them in the marital bed.

I have spoken with mah Lawyer and I am being granted Divorces from these Husbands:

Chico
Walsh
Shakin’ Stevens
Pete Burns
Bombhead from Hollyoaks
Darius
Huw Edwards
Ted from Hi-de-Hi!
Health Medibot from Look Around You
Slimming picture from Look Around You
Paul Daniels
Bob from Fight Club
Harley Davidson
The Harley Sportster
http://anbat.toonzone.net/galleries/jw/jw15.jpg (shared with Bex)
http://anbat.toonzone.net/galleries/jw/jw22.jpg (shared with Bex)
http://anbat.toonzone.net/galleries/jf/jf5.jpg (shared with Bex)
Terry Wogan
David Hasselhoff
Topless guy from Robin Hood (not Will Scarlett)
Plumber who fixed radiator
Random Google Husband http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/6403 ... est0hd.jpg
Google Rich husband http://msmobiles.com/users/1/archives/2 ... urry-2.jpg
Alan Hanson
Thin Michael Winner *cries laughing*



It is a sad day *gives back rings to Husbands and cries....... then runs off and jumps into Waaaaaaaaaaaaafv Cage*
"You got me confused with the other Angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat. The one who's in love with you"

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Post by Voodoo Lady » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:56 pm

Hahhahahaahah! Oh suuuuuuure! Divorce all the hotties. ;)
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Post by DevilWalksInTheSand » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:04 pm

Oh well in that case i divorce Preston from the ordinary boys, i just can't deal with him storming off all over the place these days! :lol:
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Post by Son of Tubbs returns! » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:10 pm

Ahh great! Im sending Jim Corr back but keeping the three sisters

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Im keeping Clem :lol:
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Post by Voodoo Lady » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:15 pm

Bahahahah!

Paul, I saw that you had posted here, and I said to myself, "I'll bet he's divorcing Jim from the Corrs". ;)

And who *wouldn't* keep Clem? He's adorable! Any "man" who likes kittens.... ;)
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Post by Son of Tubbs returns! » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:18 pm

Voodoo Lady wrote:Bahahahah!


And who *wouldn't* keep Clem? He's adorable! Any "man" who likes kittens.... ;)



Its all those flappy bits :lol:
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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:28 pm

*is a whore and jumps into bed with PNW's newly divorced husband... MEDIBOT*
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Post by Viper » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:19 pm

David Hasselhoff


But he loves you soooo much! He told me yesterday, while thrusting his package in your direction and singing some weird rock ballad in German.

And I don't think I need to divorce anyone! I'm a very cautious marrier, apparently.
Hello my darling it's me again. Where are you?

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Post by ChubbyTubby » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:44 pm

If hasbands have been divorced, does that mean they're free for claimage?

It's just, I really want David Hasselhoff :lol:

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Post by Papa's new wife » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:10 pm

Of course Husbandsa are free.

I knwo they'll always habour deep feelings for me and never quite get over me, they'll think about when when in bed with their new Waaaaafvs and cry cos the sex is never as good :D :D :D :D

So enjoy Teh Hoff, may he make you happy!
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Post by Voodoo Lady » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:31 pm

Just be sure to snag divorced husbands in the Husbands thread to make it all official-like! I'll be keeping tabs on this one, too, but it'll help if we keep marriages to one side and divorces to the other. :D
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Post by ChubbyTubby » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:33 pm

I snapped up Hoff in the husbands thread :)

Why thankyou, David WILL make me happy. Those lonely nights will never be lonely again.

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Post by Papa's new wife » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:47 pm

BUGGER! Just realised you'll have to share The Hoff with Soph (PBOW) she is his other Waaaaaaaafv, but you may have my half :D
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Post by T Bird » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:59 pm

I think I'm going to have to reclaim Terry Wogan. Ah, just love his dulcet Welsh tones!
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Post by ChubbyTubby » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:06 pm

I don't mind sharing, just as long as I get a slice of The hoff :D

Mmmmm.

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