Goodbye my Love! (Divorces)

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Postby Papa's new wife » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:22 pm

T Bird wrote:I think I'm going to have to reclaim Terry Wogan. Ah, just love his dulcet Welsh tones!


Welsh?
The dulcet Welsh tones from Terry Wogan from IRELAND? :lol: :lol: :lol:
"You got me confused with the other Angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat. The one who's in love with you"

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Postby Tracy » Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:58 am

Papa's new wife wrote:
T Bird wrote:I think I'm going to have to reclaim Terry Wogan. Ah, just love his dulcet Welsh tones!


Welsh?
The dulcet Welsh tones from Terry Wogan from IRELAND? :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Papa's new wife wrote:Ok, mah Husband list is too long and I don't have time to pleasure mah many husbands *cries*
I am sure I am not alone in this, and it isn't just me who gets drunk, then wakes up in the morning crying at who's next to them in the marital bed.

I have spoken with mah Lawyer and I am being granted Divorces from these Husbands:

Pete Burns
Huw Edwards
Paul Daniels



What's WRONG with you, woman??? :shock:



























Oh, yeah. Like, I get it now.

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Postby ratgirl » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:28 pm

Ooh, there may be more to add, but can I divorce David Walliams please? I'm not entirely sure how I ended up with him (I'm sure I said he was a Guilty Shag rather than a Husband, didn't I? Didn't I?? Pleeease say I did!! :oops: ), and I'm sure someone needs him more than I do. Sugar_Nips gets first dibs, unless she wants to jilt him at the altar... :D
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Postby Papa's new wife » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:32 pm

I don't think you should be allowed to divorce him :lol: :lol:
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Postby ratgirl » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:56 pm

Evol! EVOL!!! :P :lol:
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Postby Papa's new wife » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:24 pm

But you LOVE him, and you'll regret it when you get your Walliams love back, then you'll weep for your poor ex husband.

It's true and you know it!
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Postby a1tiptop » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:54 pm

Hey, if Ratgirl divorces him, surely *I* should get first dibs?

Surely?!?!?

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Postby ratgirl » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:27 pm

You mean you want him?!?!?! :shock:
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Postby astrid » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:10 pm

Ok I am needing to shorten the Hubby list a bit!
So up for the picking is


Divorced

Kelly Jones
Sebastian from Il Dico
Rita Hayworth
Baddie from the Crow with long hair?? (obviously loved dhim so much I don’t even know his name!)
Evol Guy Secretan (as Have a share in Guy and don’t actually know what EVOL Guy would cover…he’s alsos a sh*t that’s why we love him)
Europe
Canada
Panther in Season 5 of Angel (seriously WTF?)
Bournville (everyone should have a share of chocolate)
This was actually claimed for Mama ‘Rufus Sewell in Martha, Meet Frank, Danie, and Laurence’ so she would need to add to her list.
Ian Rankin's Tooth and Nail in paperback
Ian Rankin as paperback writer husband
Liza Minnelli (was I drunk?)
Astrid, the boat
Astrid, the goth
Astrid, the wig
Astrid, the cat (all silly)
Wicca Willow (have to run by serafina pekkala, as she owns all Willow except evil Willow, who was already claimed) She’s all Sefi’s


Which be much wiser in my choice of marriage from now on.
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Postby serafina pekkala » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:21 pm

I can't believe you divorced Bournville AND Canada. Looks like no couple is safe now.

I can't remember half of my husbaaaands. I'm a pathetic spouse. They are probably all dead in their husband-pods because i forgot to water them and change their pillows.

Luckily, i believe i may have taken out the 'marriage leasehold' form of union. You may have seen it in the fineprint. This means that certain bonds can expire if not regularly used and the pod automatically discharges the husbaaand to once more live freely and roam in the woods, feeding from nuts and berries. :)

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Postby astrid » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:29 pm

serafina pekkala wrote:I can't believe you divorced Bournville AND Canada. Looks like no couple is safe now.

I will still need them from time to time but it's only fair that others can enjoy their salty goodness....so to speak.

I can't remember half of my husbaaaands. I'm a pathetic spouse. They are probably all dead in their husband-pods because i forgot to water them and change their pillows.

Luckily, i believe i may have taken out the 'marriage leasehold' form of union. You may have seen it in the fineprint. This means that certain bonds can expire if not regularly used and the pod automatically discharges the husbaaand to once more live freely and roam in the woods, feeding from nuts and berries. :)


This I like...this I need! I feel like I've cleaned out on old wardrobe and found some goodies I can reuse and others that need to go to the charity box and some for the bin. A spring clean if you will. Plus kept on forgetting to buy them birthday gifts etc.
Honestly main husband section of my smex garden is well looked after. The others are left to grow wild with the weeds. If they don't get the odd watering well tuffity shit.
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Postby Papa's new wife » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:05 pm

More divorces:

Noel Edmonds :shock:
James Marsters (tis wrong, American accent is wrong)
Snake from The Simpsons
Chris Packham
Yellow Pages
John Cusack (I dunno, he's just a bit weird)
Pushing Tin Cusack
Pushing Tin Jolie
Adolph Hitler (what was I thinking, i mean SERIOUSLY)
Miro
Robson Green
Charity Shops (not Oxfam)
French accent
Guess Who
Dr Karl Kennardy - Beast, he's ALL yours
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Postby touchmypreciousthings » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:41 am

pnw, can you divorce Adam Clayton for me?! You can have the rest of u2 - I just need the sexy bassist tones of Adam.... *drools*

Can i swap you anything in turn? :wink:
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Postby Papa's new wife » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:28 am

*divorces Adam Clayton*
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Postby Beast » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:57 pm

Papa's new wife wrote:Dr Karl Kennardy - Beast, he's ALL yours


A woo hoo! :D Cheers!

I am too careful when marrying to want to divorce any of mine. (For now anyway!)
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