Goodbye my Love! (Divorces)

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Post by ratgirl » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:27 pm

You mean you want him?!?!?! :shock:
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Post by astrid » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:10 pm

Ok I am needing to shorten the Hubby list a bit!
So up for the picking is


Divorced

Kelly Jones
Sebastian from Il Dico
Rita Hayworth
Baddie from the Crow with long hair?? (obviously loved dhim so much I don’t even know his name!)
Evol Guy Secretan (as Have a share in Guy and don’t actually know what EVOL Guy would cover…he’s alsos a sh*t that’s why we love him)
Europe
Canada
Panther in Season 5 of Angel (seriously WTF?)
Bournville (everyone should have a share of chocolate)
This was actually claimed for Mama ‘Rufus Sewell in Martha, Meet Frank, Danie, and Laurence’ so she would need to add to her list.
Ian Rankin's Tooth and Nail in paperback
Ian Rankin as paperback writer husband
Liza Minnelli (was I drunk?)
Astrid, the boat
Astrid, the goth
Astrid, the wig
Astrid, the cat (all silly)
Wicca Willow (have to run by serafina pekkala, as she owns all Willow except evil Willow, who was already claimed) She’s all Sefi’s


Which be much wiser in my choice of marriage from now on.

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Post by serafina pekkala » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:21 pm

I can't believe you divorced Bournville AND Canada. Looks like no couple is safe now.

I can't remember half of my husbaaaands. I'm a pathetic spouse. They are probably all dead in their husband-pods because i forgot to water them and change their pillows.

Luckily, i believe i may have taken out the 'marriage leasehold' form of union. You may have seen it in the fineprint. This means that certain bonds can expire if not regularly used and the pod automatically discharges the husbaaand to once more live freely and roam in the woods, feeding from nuts and berries. :)

Sefi x

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Post by astrid » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:29 pm

serafina pekkala wrote:I can't believe you divorced Bournville AND Canada. Looks like no couple is safe now.
I will still need them from time to time but it's only fair that others can enjoy their salty goodness....so to speak.
I can't remember half of my husbaaaands. I'm a pathetic spouse. They are probably all dead in their husband-pods because i forgot to water them and change their pillows.

Luckily, i believe i may have taken out the 'marriage leasehold' form of union. You may have seen it in the fineprint. This means that certain bonds can expire if not regularly used and the pod automatically discharges the husbaaand to once more live freely and roam in the woods, feeding from nuts and berries. :)
This I like...this I need! I feel like I've cleaned out on old wardrobe and found some goodies I can reuse and others that need to go to the charity box and some for the bin. A spring clean if you will. Plus kept on forgetting to buy them birthday gifts etc.
Honestly main husband section of my smex garden is well looked after. The others are left to grow wild with the weeds. If they don't get the odd watering well tuffity shit.

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Post by touchmypreciousthings » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:41 am

pnw, can you divorce Adam Clayton for me?! You can have the rest of u2 - I just need the sexy bassist tones of Adam.... *drools*

Can i swap you anything in turn? :wink:
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Post by mama lazarou » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:22 pm

astrid wrote:
This was actually claimed for Mama ‘Rufus Sewell in Martha, Meet Frank,


ahhh he is HAWT, I luv him. *runs to claim*

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Post by astrid » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:45 pm

mama lazarou wrote:
astrid wrote:
This was actually claimed for Mama ‘Rufus Sewell in Martha, Meet Frank,


ahhh he is HAWT, I luv him. *runs to claim*

steph x
No need to run as I claimed him for you...hence the mix up *passes Rufus on a plate*
There you go tuck in!

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Post by Voodoo Lady » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:06 pm

Selfish Sally me, I didn't dream I'd ever divorce any of my husbands, but on careful corn-sideration (Monkees joke, feel free to laugh), I feel I must relenquish my Fillion husband, Kevin from Lost. Feel free to nab him, ladies! He plays a cop in love, if that helps make him extree tempting. Fillion just isn't the man for me, I'm afraid.

EDIT: I feel I should get an award for Most Uses of the Word "Feel" in one tiny post.

Now I think of it, I feel I should *also* get an award for not using the word "feel" to make a bad pun featuring my recently divorced husband's name. ;)

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Post by Tracy » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:19 pm

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Here you go, VL. I feel that you should have a feel of the award before you take it home; to get a feel for whether or not you feel it would sit right in your living room.



See what I did there? :lol:
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Post by Voodoo Lady » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:50 pm

Hahahahahah!!!

I have a feeling that "Feel" award is kind of pointy and scary and wouldn't be fun to feel at all! But I'll still takes it! Yoink!

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Post by Son of Tubbs returns! » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:14 pm

Why Frank Sidebottom?! He has a big head! :lol: :wink:
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Post by Tubby Little Titwitch » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:22 pm

OMG you are divorcing Colin Mochrie?! WHY?? :shock:

Can I have your share? :lol:
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Post by serafina pekkala » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:54 pm

I've just seen my hubbie list and it is too looooooooooong. So I need a new year clear out.

I DIVORCE!!!

Perseus from Greek Mythology
Amon-Rah (Ancient Egyptian Husband)
Bast (Egyptian Goddess)
Joshua (Biblical husband)
Sir Gawain of Knights of Round Table
Marcus Aurelius (Roman Emporer)
Vercengetorix (Celtic Warrior)
Orpheus (Ancient Greek Husband)
Alexander the Great
Thomas Chippendale
Vesper the Evening Star by Sir Edward Burne-Jones (i have the artist so that is enough)
Principal Robin Wood from Buffy
Kate’s love of Viper (a.k.a. inanimate emotional response from someone else husband)
Aristotle (I have Pythagoras - it is enough)
Guy the Gorilla
Kangaroo Jack
Venus Flytrap
The Mighty Oak
(Feminist) Camille Paglia
Patrick Swayze vehicle husband - Roadhouse (Impulse husband buy)
Patrick Swayze vehicle husband - Roadhouse Next of Kin
Monopoly husband – The Dog
Monopoly husband – Mayfair
Monopoly husband – Regent St
Monopoly husband – Liverpool St Station
Monopoly husband – Leicester Square
Praline
Number 6 from Battlestar Galactica (3 BSG wives is greedy)
Duala from Battlestar Galactica
Dirk Benedict (onced shared with Papa’s New Wife)
Gary from Team America (he is a puppet - it's weird :) )
Drive Nathan Fillion (it didn't last - the show I mean)
Maxin Vengerov
Bagpuss (saggy old cloth cat husband)

There. I feel better for it. :)

Sefi x

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Post by Son of Tubbs returns! » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:03 pm

I wish to divorce Kate Lawler,no other reason than I have gone off her!
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Post by Bex » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:07 pm

Erm. WHOA. If you're divorcing Bale in Prestige, can I have him?

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