Goodbye my Love! (Divorces)

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Post by mama lazarou » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:22 pm

astrid wrote:
This was actually claimed for Mama ‘Rufus Sewell in Martha, Meet Frank,


ahhh he is HAWT, I luv him. *runs to claim*

steph x
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Post by astrid » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:45 pm

mama lazarou wrote:
astrid wrote:
This was actually claimed for Mama ‘Rufus Sewell in Martha, Meet Frank,


ahhh he is HAWT, I luv him. *runs to claim*

steph x
No need to run as I claimed him for you...hence the mix up *passes Rufus on a plate*
There you go tuck in!
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Post by ratgirl » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:57 pm

Papa's new wife wrote: Noel Edmonds :shock:
What? I mean WHAT?!?!?!? You can't! :shock:
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Post by Judee Levinson » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:01 pm

ratgirl wrote:
Papa's new wife wrote: Noel Edmonds :shock:
What? I mean WHAT?!?!?!? You can't! :shock:


I was just going to say the same thing! Say it isn't so, Kate. You two can work it out!! You've got to!
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Post by Papa's new wife » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:22 pm

I don't think we can *sighs*
It was a holiday romance...................

Oh ok, I undivorce him, I take him back as Husband!
"You got me confused with the other Angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat. The one who's in love with you"

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Post by Voodoo Lady » Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:28 pm

Woooo! You had me worried for a minute, there, Katie!!!
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Post by Voodoo Lady » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:06 pm

Selfish Sally me, I didn't dream I'd ever divorce any of my husbands, but on careful corn-sideration (Monkees joke, feel free to laugh), I feel I must relenquish my Fillion husband, Kevin from Lost. Feel free to nab him, ladies! He plays a cop in love, if that helps make him extree tempting. Fillion just isn't the man for me, I'm afraid.

EDIT: I feel I should get an award for Most Uses of the Word "Feel" in one tiny post.

Now I think of it, I feel I should *also* get an award for not using the word "feel" to make a bad pun featuring my recently divorced husband's name. ;)
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Post by Tracy » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:19 pm

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Here you go, VL. I feel that you should have a feel of the award before you take it home; to get a feel for whether or not you feel it would sit right in your living room.



See what I did there? :lol:
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Post by Voodoo Lady » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:50 pm

Hahahahahah!!!

I have a feeling that "Feel" award is kind of pointy and scary and wouldn't be fun to feel at all! But I'll still takes it! Yoink!

=scrams=
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Post by Papa's new wife » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:13 pm

Ok, am bored with a lot of Husbands, they are rubbish in bed and I want more time with my Pirmary Husbands
*licks Papa and The Master*

I DIVORCE

80s John Taylor (shared with Lottie)
Adam Ant (shared with Lottie)
AJ from Backstreet Boys (shared with VoodooLinzi and possibly Bex)
J from 5ive(shared with VoodooLinzi and possibly Bex)
Matt from Busted
Wolf (Gladiator)
Saracen (shared with ratgirl)
Curious Orange
Rod Hull
Ryan Stiles (shared with Bex)
Greg Proops (shared with Bex)
Colin Mochrie(shared with Bex)
Con Air Cusack
Donald Stott from Reeves and Mortimer
Harry Hill (shared with Cheeky Chezzy Woo)
(cow) http://www.youresooldstreet.co.uk/Image ... usband.jpg
David Guest (shared with CT)
Adam Sandler (shared with SailorEarth)
Face from the A-Team (shared with Viper)
Dirk Benedict (shared with serafina pekkala)
Lorne from Angel
The Brigadier (shared with ratgirl)
Ray Stubbs
Bradley from Eastenders (shared with Cheeky Chezzy Woo)
Frank Sidebottom
Socrates from Bill and Ted’s
General Von Klinkerhoffen from Allo Allo
The 'Will it Blend?' Man!
Trey from The Apprentice
Random Italian from Dolce and Gabbana advert
Pokemon: http://www.biocrawler.com/w/images/d/d7/Gyarados.png
Pokemon: http://site.voila.fr/pi-pokedex/tcg/ex_trr/James.jpg
Doozer: http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9482 ... 487iy8.jpg
Doozer: http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2289 ... eaasd4.jpg
Busy Buzzy Bumble

Yes I am well aware this list is longer than most people's actual Husband list, i am cutting down
:lol: :lol:
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Post by Son of Tubbs returns! » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:14 pm

Why Frank Sidebottom?! He has a big head! :lol: :wink:
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Post by Tubby Little Titwitch » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:22 pm

OMG you are divorcing Colin Mochrie?! WHY?? :shock:

Can I have your share? :lol:
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Post by serafina pekkala » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:54 pm

I've just seen my hubbie list and it is too looooooooooong. So I need a new year clear out.

I DIVORCE!!!

Perseus from Greek Mythology
Amon-Rah (Ancient Egyptian Husband)
Bast (Egyptian Goddess)
Joshua (Biblical husband)
Sir Gawain of Knights of Round Table
Marcus Aurelius (Roman Emporer)
Vercengetorix (Celtic Warrior)
Orpheus (Ancient Greek Husband)
Alexander the Great
Thomas Chippendale
Vesper the Evening Star by Sir Edward Burne-Jones (i have the artist so that is enough)
Principal Robin Wood from Buffy
Kate’s love of Viper (a.k.a. inanimate emotional response from someone else husband)
Aristotle (I have Pythagoras - it is enough)
Guy the Gorilla
Kangaroo Jack
Venus Flytrap
The Mighty Oak
(Feminist) Camille Paglia
Patrick Swayze vehicle husband - Roadhouse (Impulse husband buy)
Patrick Swayze vehicle husband - Roadhouse Next of Kin
Monopoly husband – The Dog
Monopoly husband – Mayfair
Monopoly husband – Regent St
Monopoly husband – Liverpool St Station
Monopoly husband – Leicester Square
Praline
Number 6 from Battlestar Galactica (3 BSG wives is greedy)
Duala from Battlestar Galactica
Dirk Benedict (onced shared with Papa’s New Wife)
Gary from Team America (he is a puppet - it's weird :) )
Drive Nathan Fillion (it didn't last - the show I mean)
Maxin Vengerov
Bagpuss (saggy old cloth cat husband)

There. I feel better for it. :)

Sefi x

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Post by Voodoo Lady » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:24 pm

My first forum divorce! I'm divorcing Mr. LA, (My Real Life Adonais) as a matter of principal. Having gotten to know him better, it's turning out he's a twat. Nice enough as a friend from what I can tell, but he apparently fancies himself something of a player. I've no need for that kind of nonsense. Funnily, he's a *terrible* player. I swear it sounds like he was reading lines from the Players Handbook. "Tell her that you cry a lot. She'll think you're really sensitive." :roll: Besides, now that I actually know him, it feels icky to have him as a forum husband. So goodbye my love!

(Idiot.)

=drop kicks former husband back to the pile=
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Post by serafina pekkala » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:57 pm

Voodoo Lady wrote: I swear it sounds like he was reading lines from the Players Handbook. "Tell her that you cry a lot. She'll think you're really sensitive." :roll:
Bwahahahaha. That is so lame. You made the right decision.

*hugs and laffs at dropkicked pile* :)

Sefi x

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