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Postby Son of Tubbs returns! » Fri May 09, 2008 6:02 pm

Bloody Owl,same every year during summer, sits in a tree other side of road from my room and hoots his bloody head off!

Its ok, but now weather is nice and I have window open at night, once you notice him, thats all you can hear! :evil:
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Postby Matt Adore » Fri May 09, 2008 6:41 pm

Jif now being called Cif why?
Prices in motorway cafes
People in shops saying 'Have you nothing less?' (than £10???)
People trying to convert me to N-power why?
People getting in the last parking space before I do.
Airport announcements muttered through crap speakers.
:twisted: should keep me going for a while :twisted:
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Postby Son of Tubbs returns! » Fri May 09, 2008 6:43 pm

May I add..

F*cking petrol.. 117.9p per litre! Come on..Bleed us dry why dont you! :roll:
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Postby Tracy » Fri May 09, 2008 7:10 pm

Annoying - for the last few weeks I have been getting those 'love stick too small?' 'need a bigger love pump?' 'more rod, more action' type emails.

NO - I don't want a bigger one. I don't HAVE one.

Unless I've got it wrong, and they are actually offering some sort of toy? :lol:

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Postby Tubby Little Titwitch » Fri May 09, 2008 7:21 pm

Annoying in a very tragic and soul-crushing way: hearing the music of an ice-cream van driving down the road floating through the library window, half-buried under revision notes. :cry:
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Postby a1tiptop » Fri May 09, 2008 8:06 pm

I agree with Paul. Price of Petrol is utterly crippling!

VERY ANNOYING: The term "Gag Hag" when used to describe ladies who fancy male comedians. I'm one, apparently. Yukky, horrid term.
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Postby Voodoo Lady » Fri May 09, 2008 8:08 pm

I think any time "hag" is applied to a woman, it's not terribly flattering.

And really, what's the point in coming up with the term "gag hag"? Don't most people list "sense of humor" high on their list of requirements for a romantic partner? So why should it be unusual enough for a gal to fancy a comedian that they have to come up with a term for it? Why not just call them "women"? :roll:
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Postby Tracy » Fri May 09, 2008 8:23 pm

Oh, now I'm angry.

I've never heard the term 'gag-hag' before... but it's not a good one.

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Postby Son of Tubbs returns! » Fri May 09, 2008 8:34 pm

Tubby Little Titwitch wrote:Annoying in a very tragic and soul-crushing way: hearing the music of an ice-cream van driving down the road floating through the library window, half-buried under revision notes. :cry:



I dunno why, but that made me laugh!

They should have an ice cream counter in the library.Put it in the suggestion box!
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Postby a1tiptop » Fri May 09, 2008 9:33 pm

Voodoo Lady wrote:And really, what's the point in coming up with the term "gag hag"? Don't most people list "sense of humor" high on their list of requirements for a romantic partner? So why should it be unusual enough for a gal to fancy a comedian that they have to come up with a term for it? Why not just call them "women"? :roll:


And I read something interesting about that in the same article. Although men and women both put "sense of humour" down in surveys about desirable characteristics, ladies usually mean they want a guy who's funny and blokes mean they want a woman who'll laugh at their jokes, whether they are funny or not...
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Postby Son of Tubbs returns! » Fri May 09, 2008 9:41 pm

a1tiptop wrote:and blokes mean they want a woman who'll laugh at their jokes, whether they are funny or not...


This is actually TRUE! :lol:
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Postby Matt Adore » Fri May 09, 2008 9:43 pm

I agree with Paul about the price of petrol but even more annoying is the fact that you can pay for your tax, insurance, mot, upkeep and have everything in order costing an arm and both legs and yet if the police catch someone without tax and insurance the worst they'll get is a fine of around £300, where is the justice?

This is what the word hag means

A hag (or crone) is a wizened old woman, or a kind of fairy or goddess having the appearance of such a woman, often found in folklore and children's tales such as Hansel and Gretel.[1] Hags are often seen as malevolent, but may also be one of the chosen forms of shapeshifting deities, such as the Morrígan or Badbh, who are seen as neither wholly beneficent nor malevolent.[2][3] The term appears in Middle English, and might be short for hægtesse, an Old English term for witch.[4]

You women are just godesses of the youngest kind and why not lust after comedians? Lusting after Paul and myself would be better but hey each to their own. :wink: :roll:
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Postby Son of Tubbs returns! » Fri May 09, 2008 9:46 pm

No hags here. Just creatures of Beauty!
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Postby mama lazarou » Sun May 11, 2008 2:32 pm

Annoying- I have to hand in all my course work tomorrow, have lots to do but lack the motivation to do it. Due to the stress of this I have bitten my top lip in my sleep (I always d othis when I'm stressed) and i look disgusting.

On top of this I fancy guys waaay out my league/ that have girlfriends/ mess around with guys then find out they have girlfriends/ attract total man whores. I keep saying I'll give up on them but I can't i know fine wel lthis is all bad karma.

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Postby DevilWalksInTheSand » Sun May 11, 2008 6:19 pm

Annoying - why must i be so pale? I only want a bit of colour, but sitting in the sun for hours bores me and i don't end up with a tan anyway. :roll:
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