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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:58 pm
by Tender_Lumpling
*massive hugs*

The crying thing I can sympathise with. I get leaky eyes syndrome a lot, which is why I always carry a pair of sunglasses with me. I usually get all teary on my way home from work, but sometimes on my way in in the morning too. Obviously my constantly listening to sad music doesn't help a great deal. Must try and listen to more songs of niceness of a morning.
If I'm thinking of the right person, Leonard Cohen is REALLY not going to help. Choco mousse will, tho. When rubbed all over Indiana Jones. See, you put the mousse on him to ward off the Ancient Evil of Choctasia-
You always have the best ideas. I did try this earlier actually. But then I realised it was not in fact the man, merely a magazine cover. That was a mistake. Still ate the chocolate mousse though.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:54 pm
by Son of Tubbs returns!
My mouth..

There is a guy who works at my place who comes in for lunch everyday and he must be nearing retirement, he often comes in with a young girl in her 20's and I assumed it was his daughter maybe..

So today he came in, I served him and then said, 'What would you daughter like?' as she wasn't with him but sat at a table,he said,'Thats not my daughter, thats my wife'..I was mortified :oops:



Whay can't I keep my mouth shut?! :oops:

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:06 pm
by MrsBeasley
:lol:

Thats not too bad Paul it would have been worse the other way round.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:37 pm
by girl
Two weeks ago I met this boy at a bar in Canada and found out he was only 18. :shock: We hung out for the the entire time I was there and I went back this past weekend for some strictly friendly interaction but it feels really weird hanging out with someone 7 years younger then me. Even though his complicated haircut is adorable and all. Maybe I should go the route of that girl you served, Paul, and get myself an old husabnd. Maybe in the 65 to 78 age range.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:59 pm
by Viper
Obviously my constantly listening to sad music doesn't help a great deal. Must try and listen to more songs of niceness of a morning.
Cyndi Lauper always helps. As does thinking like this:
But then I realised it was not in fact the man, merely a magazine cover.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I laughed so hard at that, hon. Picturing you smearing a magazine cover with mousse.

Come and play with us more often! We can always cheer each other up with mad weirdiness. *hugs*
Maybe in the 65 to 78 age range.
I really do like you, girl. You funnee.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:45 am
by girl
What makes one think after a night on the town as they are crawling across their floor say "Must...get to...computer and...visit internet forums. Maybe send some emails while I'm at it." ?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:37 am
by MrsBeasley
Annoying - Ebay, it's just too addictive!

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:53 pm
by Son of Tubbs returns!
I know! I've been buying loads of films on DVD that I want to see but not pay full price for..

Ive got Hot Fuzz for £1.09 and Primeval series 2 for £4.99!

I guess its good for shifting stuff young Sam is getting too big for?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:55 pm
by DevilWalksInTheSand
Annoying - i really hate it at work at the mo, we're having the place refurbished and its just chaotic! My legs, back and feet are killing me!

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:58 pm
by MrsBeasley
Son of Tubbs returns! wrote:I guess its good for shifting stuff young Sam is getting too big for?
yeah it is. but i keep spending the money!

Ah well a girl can never have too many clothes...

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:58 pm
by girl
That really sucks. If only you had all those straws with you right now to cheer you up.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:03 pm
by Son of Tubbs returns!
DevilWalksInTheSand wrote: My legs, back and feet are killing me!
You should consider ammputation! :lol:

Only kidding DWITS!

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:08 pm
by girl
Son of Tubbs returns! wrote:You should consider ammputation! :lol:
But she could still get phantom pains.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:02 pm
by ChubbyTubby
Stinging nettles are a pain in the arse :x

...No I haven't been shoving them up my bumbumplaces before any of you lot quip :lol:

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:06 pm
by Matt Adore
ChubbyTubby wrote:Stinging nettles are a pain in the arse :x

...No I haven't been shoving them up my bumbumplaces before any of you lot quip :lol:
You're not meant to sit on them though :twisted:

Being in work is annoying when it's so lovely outside which is why I had the afternoon off :idea: :wink: