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Post by Not Quite Local » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:55 pm

:lol: Really? I bet they were pleased....

I was just watching the muffin thing on youtube. It's great. And "never put a blanket on an owl"... :lol: I find that at the time it seems a fairly normal thing to be talking about, it's only later you wonder how on earth he managed to get on to the position of owls necks. :lol:
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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:15 pm

*giggles* yeah. I highly recommend you check out the bootleg cd's (well part 2 anyway that you can definatly still get on his site) as they are a tour de force. They are taken from the sonic waffle tour and included the muffin sketch and about terrorism and war (that bit i can pretty much quote off by heart)

"Because Bush sounds like uncle jesse, from the dukes of hazard"
"looks like colin got himself in a whooooole heap o' trouble."
"YEEEHHAAAA LETS HAVE A GOD DAMN WAR DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DUDU"
"Marching for peace on me own. I havem't got a placard, just a cpuple of happy shopper carrier bags. I'm going home but i'm going home for peace..and a bit of quiet as well to be honest. My mate Terry is coming round with his stairs and we are going to sit out the back.."

i will stop now before i do the whole show
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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:32 am

Heh i love the animation he had for Fissylogic
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhOcpaftSI

I can't wait for Nobleism now :D. Kicks off in September
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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:18 pm

Out of interest has anyone been to see him do Nobleism this year or planning to do the cinema thing this Sunday?
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Post by Tubby Little Titwitch » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:34 pm

Ooh bugger, had forgotten about that. What time does it kick off?
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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:58 pm

Went along on Sunday. It was awesome. At one stage before we could all go in you could hear Ross doing a soundcheck in Liverpool to make sure all the cinema's were ok. Whilst he was on stage a few people had left things for him including a glass eye because he has a phobia of them, some random mug from a pottery place and a t-shirt that someone made in reference to the Randomist dvd commentary about Ted Danson. He also mentioned he has a thing for Kinder Eggs at the moment (if your seeing him between now and next saturday take him kinder eggs) and he talked about a sexually transmitted diesease that he thought he had but apprently wore tight speedos. Anyway he accidently said tropical disease then some how got onto talking about Umbongo (me and my mate plan to find umbongo and put on the stage along with kinder eggs).

great show
great shirt and trouser combo
great set
roll on next friday and saturday for my double front row whammy :D

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Post by Beady » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:00 am

I'm pleased to say that I am responsible for leaving Ross the glass eye!

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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:59 am

Really? oh brilliant. Wow welcome to the forum hun :)
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Post by Beady » Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:14 pm

Thanks. Yeah the eye belongs to my little cousin, he is well pleased about it all! :D

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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:30 am

Cool thats good. I forgot about his glass eye phobia. Cannot wait to see him on Friday and Saturday :D
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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:53 am

hee hee tonight was beyond perfect. Lots of chatting afterwards. Claiming his hat when i get the pic up and we talked about him doing a live commenatary and i told him that the egnts did one and now he is really considering it :D

*dances*

perfect perfect perfect...can't wait to do it again tomorrow

edit: oops oh dear! Maybe it wasn't a good idea to come online in the early hours
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Post by miss denton » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:41 pm

2009 Tour dates:

March
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No London one :?

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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:42 pm

is it wrong i plan to do at least 4 dates for this including the Croydon one as its the day before my birthday :D
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Post by miss denton » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:12 pm

It won't let me book Tunbridge Wells yet :(

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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:49 am

Don't believe you can book anywhere just yet
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