Goodbye my Love! (Divorces)

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Post by DevilWalksInTheSand » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:04 pm

Oh well in that case i divorce Preston from the ordinary boys, i just can't deal with him storming off all over the place these days! :lol:
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Post by Son of Tubbs returns! » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:10 pm

Ahh great! Im sending Jim Corr back but keeping the three sisters

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Im keeping Clem :lol:
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Post by Cheeky Chezzy Woo » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:28 pm

*is a whore and jumps into bed with PNW's newly divorced husband... MEDIBOT*
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Post by Viper » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:19 pm

David Hasselhoff
But he loves you soooo much! He told me yesterday, while thrusting his package in your direction and singing some weird rock ballad in German.

And I don't think I need to divorce anyone! I'm a very cautious marrier, apparently.
Hello my darling it's me again. Where are you?

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Post by ChubbyTubby » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:44 pm

If hasbands have been divorced, does that mean they're free for claimage?

It's just, I really want David Hasselhoff :lol:

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Post by ChubbyTubby » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:33 pm

I snapped up Hoff in the husbands thread :)

Why thankyou, David WILL make me happy. Those lonely nights will never be lonely again.

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Post by T Bird » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:59 pm

I think I'm going to have to reclaim Terry Wogan. Ah, just love his dulcet Welsh tones!
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Post by ChubbyTubby » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:06 pm

I don't mind sharing, just as long as I get a slice of The hoff :D

Mmmmm.

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Post by ratgirl » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:28 pm

Ooh, there may be more to add, but can I divorce David Walliams please? I'm not entirely sure how I ended up with him (I'm sure I said he was a Guilty Shag rather than a Husband, didn't I? Didn't I?? Pleeease say I did!! :oops: ), and I'm sure someone needs him more than I do. Sugar_Nips gets first dibs, unless she wants to jilt him at the altar... :D
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Post by ratgirl » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:56 pm

Evol! EVOL!!! :P :lol:
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Post by a1tiptop » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:54 pm

Hey, if Ratgirl divorces him, surely *I* should get first dibs?

Surely?!?!?

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Post by ratgirl » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:27 pm

You mean you want him?!?!?! :shock:
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Post by serafina pekkala » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:21 pm

I can't believe you divorced Bournville AND Canada. Looks like no couple is safe now.

I can't remember half of my husbaaaands. I'm a pathetic spouse. They are probably all dead in their husband-pods because i forgot to water them and change their pillows.

Luckily, i believe i may have taken out the 'marriage leasehold' form of union. You may have seen it in the fineprint. This means that certain bonds can expire if not regularly used and the pod automatically discharges the husbaaand to once more live freely and roam in the woods, feeding from nuts and berries. :)

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Post by touchmypreciousthings » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:41 am

pnw, can you divorce Adam Clayton for me?! You can have the rest of u2 - I just need the sexy bassist tones of Adam.... *drools*

Can i swap you anything in turn? :wink:
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Post by mama lazarou » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:22 pm

astrid wrote:
This was actually claimed for Mama ‘Rufus Sewell in Martha, Meet Frank,


ahhh he is HAWT, I luv him. *runs to claim*

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